More Twitter fun from your favourite comedian!
Here are some more of those hilarious one-liners from famous funnyman Jimmy Cricket.
The popular Northern Irish comedian regularly posts jokes on social media to entertain fans and friends.
And the following is a selection of Jimmy’s latest gags from his Twitter account.
Lots of fish can’t believe it when they’re caught… Some of them are gutted.
Movies about hurricanes leave me cold!
I’ve heard that occasionally Thomas the Tank Engine would lose his temper…that’s not such a bad thing, it’s good to let steam off every now and then.
Never have a barney with an octopus…You’ll only have him up in arms!
Two television weathermen had a barney in the pub. One accused the other of stealing his thunder!
I feel sorry for the people of Jersey….If President Macron cuts off their electricity, they’re going to have to watch the tele in the dark.
I don’t always talk about space exploration… Maybe once in a blue moon.
I’ve just got a new fridge!… How cool is that?
The plot thickens!
It’s okay for Boris to say we can hug each other again, but I’ve just hugged the blonde lady who lives down the road and she slapped my face!
I think Barbie should marry Ken. I mean where could she find another fella like that? He’s out of the top drawer.
I think the Beeb should hire more ex-football referees… That way the public would see they’re not afraid to employ whistleblowers.
I worked for a bad tempered photographer once. Every time he got mad he would throw the camera at me… I still get flashbacks.
I’ve just written a play about a man who keeps emptying a small portion of soil into his neighbour’s allotment every day… As the story unfolds, the plot thickens!
Read more of funnyman Jimmy’s jokes and keep up to date with everything he’s doing at https://twitter.com/jimmy__cricket