Come closer folks – more jokes from Jimmy
Jimmy Cricket has continued to keep our spirits up during the ongoing coronavirus restrictions.
In the run-in to Christmas and over the festive period, Jimmy used social media to keep those topical jokes coming!
Here are some of his funny one-liners:
When the lockdown kicked in, I started walking two miles every day. Yesterday I arrived in Aberdeen.
I’ve just attended a lockdown marriage on Zoom…..The wedding cake had four tiers!
It’s a shame you’re only allowed one bubble for each household. I was looking forward to having a bath on Christmas Day.
We had a very safe Christmas dinner this year. Even the turkey wore a mask.
One thing about this virus, it helps you re-evaluate your priorities. For instance we don’t have to keep up with the Jones’s, cause the Jones’s are in lockdown like the rest of us.
It’s hard to get away from this virus – I used to wake up to the birds singing… now I hear them sneezing!
Things are so quiet at airports these days that the security people are searching each other.
The only thing bothers me about comedy drive-in shows is that if you get a tough heckler he might just keep bumping his horn.
With the help of Mrs Cricket, Jimmy produced 100 daily video messages during the coronavirus restrictions last spring and summer.
The famous Northern Irish comedian hit the century mark in July.
He had been sending all his fans and friends togetherness posts each day as the world continued to fight coronavirus.
The UK government first announced on 23 March last year it was imposing strict new curbs on life in the UK.
Jimmy had been posting the videos on social media with the message: “We can do this together!”