Come closer, there’s more… Twitter jokes from Jimmy
Famous funnyman Jimmy Cricket regularly posts jokes on social media to entertain fans and friends.
And here are a few of those the popular Northern Irishman has posted on Twitter recently.
It’s been a tough 12 months for businesses….I’ve just heard the company that makes Alka-Seltzer has been dissolved….the firm that makes food mixers has gone into liquidation…Are you ready for the third?..The shop that sells aqua equipment has just gone under!!!
Don’t worry if you can’t get to the hairdressers today…. ….You can always catch the highlights later on in the week!
I’m just writing a play about Thomas Edison…. The action takes place before he invented the light bulb, so its going to be a dark piece.
Even though the lockdown is easing, I think we need to be careful. I still don’t feed the pigeons in the park….Some of them could be carriers!!
I’ve always wanted to swop jobs with a window cleaner for a day…It’s on my bucket list.
I know why we don’t see bald eagles….. Because the hairdressers are still closed.
I think social media is ideal for train spotters….Well, it gives them a platform.
I think when we do get back to normal, ventriloquists should be the first acts allowed to perform…Especially if the dummy wears a mask.
Well, I’ve worked out a road map for my career. The only thing is emmm…. I’m in a wee bit of a cul-de-sac at the moment.
Read more of Jimmy’s jokes and keep up to date with everything he’s doing at https://twitter.com/jimmy__cricket