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Contortionist Joke Part 2. Okay so the contortionist has robbed a bank and is now holed up in this house surrounded by the police. This policeman calls out through a megaphone. " Come out with your hands up, and our feet round your neck!"

Yesterday

jimmycricket.co.uk/category/c… Hi Folks, catching up with the link above, is the Charity night at St Vincent's and two @leponline columns, my tribute to the great Tony Berry from the Houghton Weavers, & my @LyndeneHotel dates for 2020, and my visits to Hunstanton & Clacton & Preston! 🎭

About 2 days ago

Just heard the Bard of Salford John Cooper Clarke pick his Desert Island Discs on BBC Radio Four this morning. What a choice! Elvis, Doris Day. As he said himself-" I've been working on this for 60 years!

About 2 days ago

@r_creedbalboa76 Sometimes for a bit of fun I would say that I have changed my name to “Jimmy Football” 😂😂 x

About 3 days ago

A lady in Bridlington yesterday said to me " It's great that your still going. Tell me do you use the same name Jimmy cricket?"

About 3 days ago

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