steve royle

I’d like to tell you about a show I did at the Woolton Village Club in Liverpool recently.

Come closer… I’d just been 15 minutes into my act when I had a fit of coughing.

It was the aftermath of a virus I’d had.

Normally, I’d get the odd tickly cough towards the end of my set and I would make a joke of it but this one was quite ferocious.

As Mrs Cricket raced to the bar to get a glass of iced water, a sympathetic audience that included Syd Little from the great double act Little and Large roared me on.

In fact, it being Liverpool, a few of the audience members actually coughed in harmony with me to help make me feel better.

And then it happened… like the fairy godmother in Cinderella, my fellow comedian Steve Royle appeared at the front of the stage and handed me a lozenge, whispering: “This works for me every time.”

And you know what folks, he was dead right.

Unique performer

That lozenge did the trick and I was soon back into my stride.

And we didn’t have to give the audience their money back!

Of course, Steve is no stranger to LEP readers.

He’s been contributing interesting and informative articles for a number of years.

However, what makes him unique as a performer is not only his quick-fire patter, but he’s also an accomplished juggler as well.

I particularly like the way he weaves the juggling into his act with hilarious consequences – whether it be juggling clubs with an unseen partner or spitting ping pong balls into the air in perfect unison.

His big finish is so spectacular I wouldn’t want to give it away. But it’s worth the price of a ticket on its own.

Steve hails from the town where I now live – Rochdale.

As a teenager, he learnt his juggling skills at the Skyline Circus.

Edgar the Court Jester

Then his life took a change of direction when he went to study and get a degree in Economic and Social History at Kent University in Canterbury.

I have this funny picture in my mind of Steve turning up at the university every morning on a unicycle with his books under his arm.

The world of showbiz beckoned again and he headed off to the medieval theme park of Camelot at Charnock Richard near Chorley, where he became immensely popular as Edgar the Court Jester.

He was loved by adults and children alike.

Mrs Cricket and our children would watch Steve there.

That gave him great grounding for another form of entertainment, that he took to like a duck to water, namely pantomime.

From the first moment when Steve stepped on to the stage at the Grand Theatre in Blackpool in pantomime, both he and the audience knew it was his natural habitat and he went on to play 22 seasons at that self-same theatre.

Steve’s next big project is to play the part of Eric Morcambe in a touring play called The Last Laugh.

The play imagines what would happen if Eric, Tommy Cooper and Bob Monkhouse all met up in a backstage dressing room.

It is a must-see for all enthusiasts of traditional comedy.

Some would say proper comedy, but I wouldn’t dream of saying that myself, dear readers.

And you can bet your boots that if any of the other actors get a bout of coughing, Steve will be on hand with one of his magic lozenges.

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